Home of the Brave is on sale today for Valentine’s Day! There’s a Heart on the cover after all, representing the Hippie party of Amera! Free love, green energy, and good vibes for all, maaaaan! Get your copy today and see if you can make the Hippie party win the Presidency at your own table. You can get it for only 1.99 instead of 2.99! That saves you a crisp whole dollar you can spend on candy for your valentines. In addition, as part of the festivities, here’s a special Hippie-oriented Political Issue:
The Legalization of Meteor Grass: Seven years ago a small chunk of space debris struck the backyard of an ASAN researcher in an incredible stroke of good luck (for science) and bad luck (for the expensive pagoda she had built in said backyard). The space debris contained several odd plant lifeforms which the scientist quickly drove over to ASAN HQ. Named Meteor Grass, this alien plant life form was cloned and studied extensively, and found to have incredible medicinal properties. However, it had one crippling flaw that caused the Regressive administration of the time to outlaw further research – it made people too happy when they used it. A raging debate has gone on to this day as to whether Meteor Grass should be allowed, carefully controlled, to supplement other drug treatments for various illnesses, in spite of its nefarious happiness-causing properties. The Hippie party strongly supports the legalization of Meteor Grass, while Regressives fear its toxic influence on their taciturn constituents.