War Stories

War Stories: The Election Of President Frederick Alois

One recurring theme in almost every D&D 3.5 campaign I played online as a teenager was a crappy government in the setting. Governments in D&D tend to suck. They seemed to either be impotent to ridiculous extremes in order to not “step on the PCs toes” as they do literally everything to save the world; or they are an active hindrance and the final great enemy to defeat. I always find the first the really frustrating one. When you’ve got an army of 10,000 tin can people who are WORTHLESS in the face of such great threats as goblins and ooze it gets just a little too ridiculous for me. I like to have my characters act within existing structures that a character from that Setting might be expected to work with. I report stuff to the guards and see if they’ll help; I ask if there’s a postal system and use it; I once even wrote a letter to a regional governor in-game. It almost never panned out because everyone seems really averse to having government as an aspect you can actually engage with.

There was, however, the odd campaign where I ran for President.

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Categories: Campaigns, D&D 3.5, D&D 4e, Fluff/Inspiration, Legacy D&D, Meta, RPG, War Stories | Tags: , | 1 Comment

War Stories: Magotopia

When I was 14 I started playing 3.5, and I also joined so many forums and formed a part of so many roleplay cliques that I played more aborted D&D 3.5 campaigns online than any human being has a right to. At this point in my life I was mostly unaware that RPGs other than D&D 3.5 could be played to any kind of satisfaction. If someone had wanted to run a campaign based on anything from Deus Ex to Donkey Kong I would’ve said “well, you know, D20.” I tell these stories from time to time on Twitter and they amaze and entertain people, so I thought I might as well tell them in the blog as well. Maybe someone can learn from them, as they are mostly a cavalcade of megalomaniacal failures and mistakes that stemmed from a teenager who viewed the game as a conduit to optimally annoy the other players. Read these, and then do the opposite of practically everything that I did, and maybe you’ll have fun.

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Categories: D&D 3.5, Fluff/Inspiration, Humor, Online Gaming, RPG, War Stories | 2 Comments

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