Monsters: The Motion Picture In 3D (MM2 Reviews Part 8)

The above is an anime rendition of a transforming owl, a real life monster much like you’d find in the Monster Manual 2. However, killing one won’t get you XP. Just a huge fine and wicked stares from everyone you know, as well as a mark on your criminal record, and in most states it might even take away your voting rights. Kids, being an adventurer sucks. Don’t go around attacking endangered species. Value life, or at least, value pre-moral caveman “I don’t want to hurty” logic.

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American Monsters (MM2 Review Part 7)

Are you noticing a theme with these titles? These titles have deep, philosophical and allegorical meanings. You will be quizzed on these titles. Anyway, welcome to another installment of Wyatt’s MM2 reviews.

[11:38pm] Fighter_Ysqueer: the elemental chaos has so much kung fu
[11:38pm] Fighter_Ysqueer: wyatt do you think you will have finished reviewing the MM2 before the MM3 comes out
[11:41pm] Magi_Wyatt: Yes
[11:42pm] Magi_Wyatt: when does the MM3 come out though

With that in mind, let’s begin! By skipping the Genasi.

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Monsters In The Outfield (MM2 Review Part 6)

It only took months, but I have a category now for the MM2 reviews. It’s “MM2″ and it should be there in the drop-down in the bottom now. So you can go back and review what we’ve come up to, and where we have left to go. This is the continuation of Wyatt’s Monster Manual 2 reviews. Folks, I don’t think I’ve ever read a book as deeply as I have read the Monster Manual 2. I see its prose in a universal light now, like a man who has re-interpreted Shakespeare for his literary review job in Academia so much that he sees things there that point to the deep, dark subconscious of the author’s soul.

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